Hotel Joke - Astotel (Paris, FR) from 77 £/night

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Hotel Joke - Astotel - Paris

69 Rue Blanche, Paris, France, 75009·View on map

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Overall Score

Perfect

9.1Perfect

Staff9.5

Location9.4

Cleanliness9.3

Comfort9.3

Facilities9.1

Who stays here

Couples38%

Families29%

Solo19%

Groups8%

Overview

Overall Score

Perfect

9.1Perfect

Staff9.5

Location9.4

Cleanliness9.3

Comfort9.3

Facilities9.1

Who stays here

Couples38%

Families29%

Solo19%

Groups8%

3-star humor-themed hotel in Paris with free snack bar and daily mini-bar replenishment

Complimentary Snacks and Drinks

Hotel Joke - Astotel offers a free snack bar in the lobby from 2pm to 2am, with items like croissants, chips, tea, coffee, and juice. Each room includes a mini-bar with soft drinks that is restocked daily at no extra charge. Guests can also refresh at other Astotel properties across Paris using a map provided at check-in.

Room Features and Design

Joke Astotel Paris provides soundproof family rooms with effective air conditioning and flat-screen TVs. Room decor includes humorous touches such as magnetic word tiles above the bed for creating sentences. Connecting rooms are available for larger groups or families traveling together.

Central Paris Location

The hotel is located 300 meters from Blanche metro station and a 2-minute walk to the Moulin Rouge. Montmartre and Sacré-Cœur are within a 15-minute walk, while Opéra Garnier is 16 minutes away via metro. The area has multiple bakeries, restaurants, and a Monoprix supermarket minutes away.

Dining and Breakfast

A continental breakfast buffet is served each morning with hot items, fresh fruit, pastries, and beverages. The hotel offers special diet menus including vegetarian, vegan, and gluten-free options. From 2pm to 2am, the open snack bar provides free croissants, chips, coffee, tea, and juice in the lobby.

Family-Friendly Accommodations

Hotel Joke - Astotel offers family rooms that can accommodate a travel cot, and high chairs are available at breakfast. The lobby has games such as chess, memory, and Connect 4 for children. Guest reviews note welcome gifts for birthdays, such as wrapped merchandise and a personal note.

Location: 2-minute walk to Moulin Rouge, 300m from Blanche metro
Rooms: Soundproof family rooms with humorous decor and mini-bar
Dining: Continental breakfast buffet with diet options and open snack bar
Amenities: Free snacks and drinks from 2pm to 2am, daily mini-bar replenishment
Family: Family rooms with cot, high chair, and lobby games

Good to know

Check-in/Check-out

from 15:00-23:59

until 12:00

Amenities

No parking available.

Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.

Other information

Breakfast

You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs EUR 12 per person per day.

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

Languages

English, Spanish, Italian

Building

Number of floors:6

Number of rooms:46

Former name

Blanche Hotel Paris

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Rooms and availability

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Two-Bedroom Room

Max:

3 persons
Bed options:

1 Single Bed or 1 Double Bed

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Family Two-Bedroom Twin Room

Max:

4 persons
Bed options:

2 Single beds

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Single Room

Bed options:

1 Single bed

Heating
Air conditioning

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Facilities

Main facilities

Wi-Fi

Parking

Luggage storage

24-hour services

24-hour reception

24-hour security

Flat-screen TV

Lift

Kitchen facilities

Electric kettle

Facilities for kids

Cots

Services

Housekeeping

Dining

Special diet menus

Children

Cots

Room features

Air conditioning
Heating
Mini-bar
Soundproofed rooms
Tea and coffee facilities

Self-catering

Electric kettle

Media

Flat-screen TV
AM/FM alarm clock

Room decor

Carpeted floor

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Essential information about Hotel Joke - Astotel

💵 Lowest room price	77 £
📏 Distance to centre	2.5 km
✈️ Distance to airport	20.4 km
🧳 Nearest airport	Orly, ORY

Location

69 Rue Blanche, Paris, France, 75009

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69 Rue Blanche, Paris, France, 75009

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69 Rue Blanche, Paris, France, 75009

City landmarks
Nearby
Restaurants

Museum

Louvre Museum

2.4 km

Square

Champs-Elysees

2.2 km

Landmark

Arc de Triomphe

2.9 km

Mall

Eiffel Tower

3.8 km

Church

Sacre-Coeur

1.3 km

Museum

Musee d'Orsay

2.5 km

Garden

Tuileries Garden

2.1 km

Square

Place de la Concorde

2.0 km

Church

Sainte-Chapelle

3.2 km

Cemetery

Montmartre

850 m

Landmark

Grand Palais

2.3 km

Museum

The Centre Pompidou

2.8 km

Church

Cathedrale Notre-Dame de Paris

3.5 km

Mall

Passage Brady

2.1 km

Park

Luxembourg Gardens

4.0 km

Museum

Grevin Museum

1.5 km

Church

Saint Augustin Church

1.4 km

Church

The Church of St Eustache

2.3 km

Landmark

Petit Palais

2.2 km

Bridge

Pont Alexandre III

2.5 km

Church

Chapelle Expiatoire

1.1 km

Garden

Champ de Mars

3.8 km

Museum

Musee Jacquemart-Andre

2.1 km

Landmark

The Seine

2.6 km

Theatre

Daunou Theatre

1.6 km

Church

The Church of Saint Peter of Montmartre

1.2 km

Landmark

Wall of Love

780 m

Church

Eglise Saint-Roch

2.1 km

35 Rue du Chevalier-De-La-Barre

Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre

40 m

Restaurant

Bouillon pigalle

610 m

Restaurant

Marianina

10 m

Restaurant

Chez Pino

130 m

Restaurant

Cafe Blanche

90 m

Restaurant

Nouilles Vivantes

100 m

Restaurant

Comedie Cafe

230 m

Restaurant

Le Vintimille

180 m

Restaurant

Quick

190 m

Restaurant

Epicerie Blanche

200 m

Restaurant

Au Gourmet

270 m

Reviews of Hotel Joke - Astotel

9.1 /10

Perfect

#37 of 1,885 hotels in Paris

FAQ about Hotel Joke - Astotel

Which attractions can we visit during our stay at the Hotel Joke - Astotel?

You can always visit Sacre-Coeur, placed 1.3 km from the Hotel Joke - Astotel. Another landmark that is worth your while is Louvre Museum located approximately a 25-minute walk away.

Which landmarks are closest to Hotel Joke - Astotel hotel?

Guests of Hotel Joke - Astotel hotel can visit Nouvelle Eve (a few metres away from the accommodation), or Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre placed 5 minutes' walk away.

Are there any dining facilities close to the 3-star Hotel Joke - Astotel hotel?

During their stay at the 3-star Hotel Joke - Astotel hotel guests can enjoy a meal in the nearby restaurant La Table de Clichy offering medium prices or visit La Petite Comedie with a high guest rating-8 according to guests reviews-as well as reasonable prices.

What is check-in and check-out time at the Hotel Joke - Astotel hotel?

Guests of the Hotel Joke - Astotel hotel can check in from 15:00 to 23:59 and check out from 12:00.

What are the booking prices at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

The prices at Hotel Joke - Astotel start from $112.

What payment methods are accepted in the hotel?

At the hotel, guests can pay using сash, American Express, and Visa as well as other payment methods.

What room types does the 3-star Hotel Joke - Astotel comprise?

The 3-star Hotel Joke - Astotel offers such room types as Superior Queen Room, Standard Twin Room, and Standard Room.

Which facilities are offered in the rooms of the 3-star Hotel Joke - Astotel hotel?

All rooms of the 3-star Hotel Joke - Astotel hotel feature a mini fridge bar as well as a safe box, some of them boast a cupboard and a work desk.

Does the staff at the hotel speak any foreign languages?

Yes, the staff of the hotel will help you in Spanish, English, and Italian.

Which facilities are provided in the 3-star Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Top locations of the 3-star Hotel Joke - Astotel include a lobby area and a storage for belongings, whereas guests' safety will be ensured with 24-hour security service and a luggage locker.